Chuckle of the day - Grandma's joke

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her
wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th
birthday were taking place.Grandma couldn't speak
very well, but she could write notes when she needed
to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started
leaning off to the right, so some family members
grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed
pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her
left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed
pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family
members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase
around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and
said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they
treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote
a note to the nephew...

"They won't let me fart."